Chik-Fil-A Spokescow Comes Out of Closet

Chick-Fil-A spokescow Spike B’vine has publicly announced she has been in a long term relationship with Doodles the Chicken, who works for the Chick-Fil-A restaurant chain as the logo inside the “C” of “Chick.

This cow wants Mike Huckabee to officiate her and her partner’s civil union.

Will she keep her job as the Chik-Fil-A Spokescow?

Details in the following expose.
(Note: Adult content advisory: Udderbagging is defined.)

The Washington Fancy (Link)

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