The Fracker Call
All the Democratic candidates are clamoring to bring the money back to the public schools. And all of them want to frack to fund the schools. Yes, frack your way to an education! I hope there are lessons about how you can have all the money in the world, but if you don’t have potable water, you are going to die. I guess we will need a strong educational system to quickly figure out how to genetically modify all of us on the fly so that we can drink this stuff.